The trials and tribulations of a Highschool girl.

Today is going to be known as ranty rant day.





This is known as the story of *cue physco muder music* the creation of the "awesome foursome", I mean really, This story should be a deleted scene out of mean girls, i mean its not worthy of making the cut.





It all began the summer of 07. It was a cruel summer, and there was little to be known of the cruel girls that would inflict feelings of pain,sorrow and the beginnings of splitting up a once happy group of friends. So, school began and all was well, the work was hard (although not as hard as what it is now!!!) There were parties to go to, and as the year went on your lovely narrator of this story of troulbe and woe noticed something. Four of the girls has been hanging out a lot more together, and I realised I was beginning to loose the friendship of one of my close childhood friends. ( I miss her A LOT!!!!!!!!!!)



One day, we were at one of the girls houses of this infamous group for a party and I noticed them all in matching outfits. I didn't really think anything of it because it was a costume party and i was dressed as a cow. Yes, it was a very cool costume you should be jealous.



There were more parties and a retreat. That's when we realised. Yes, a new group had formed. These four girls were now doing everything together, they really were "BBFL." It became blantly obvious when they had several photos together and said "AWESOME FOURSOME!!!!!!!1!!!!!!"



We were at a miss. Suddenly, they stopped inviting the rest of my friends to things, They had sleepovers consisting of the four of them. It was truely heartbreaking, gone were the childhood days of peace and harmony. days when we could "just bake a cake ful of rainbows and smiles."

This meant war. We decided to get our own little group together and do stuff. We had fun. We were close. Most importanly, we were no longer asscioatating with the dreaded group. We took photos together. Today, we are still pretty close friends, the 8 of us.




Presently, the awesome foursome have stopped talking to us mostly, they still pretend that were friends, but we all know that were really not. They have become the local try hards. Hated on site. Oh yes, we have taught our grade well.



Recently, my friends and I went on a picnic. Well i couldnt go, so a doll was taken to replicate me. We posted these photos on facebook so we could remininse on days gone by, The following weekend, there were photos on the awesome foursome's facebook. We discovered they had re named themselves compass. (because there are four points. No it's not that clever.) In a photo of ours the girls had stuck their fingers up, to show their frustration of fake friends. In the awesome foursome photos there was a photo of them also giving the world of facebook the bird. The caption read "our reply 300 photos later."







Oh, aren't girls lovely.

cute much?! Yes I think so

This is quite possilby the cutes poem I have ever read :)
Thankyou Stephen Herrick.

Love is like a gobstopper
it's true
you spend all your childhood
wanting that perfect round life-giving
never-ending ball of sweetness
you look through the shop window
your mouth waters
legs shake
eyes go in and out of focus
until that desired gobstopper is yours.
You hold it
cherish it
kiss it
dream about it
sleep with it under your pillow
wake up sticky
and hope you'll never be alone
but like all lovers
you want more
so one tempting night
you close your eyes
push it all the way into your mouth
and taste its wonder
then you swallow it
choke
and die!

Love is like a gobstopper.

Bored on a friday night? Date Cancel? Friends bail? Look at these!

Okkaayyyyy well this is going to be incredibly hard.. But if you knew me and more than likely you don't.. but I have a vast desire for movies of the disturbing nature, but also just great movies in general. Be prepared because here they come :) PS. i can't seem to upload photos for some reason so just imagine the suitable movie posters.

1. American Physco.

An excellent excellent film and not just because Christian Bale is a total sex God in it, but for the lovely insight into the mind of a serial killer and how they function in society. (not very well) best quote. "when I see a nice girl on the street part of me wants to take her out, the other part wants to know what her head would look like on a stick."

2. Requiem for a Dream.

The biggest mind fuck EVER!!!!!! but truly great. All four actors and actresses do an excellent job. the theme music is bizarre and creepy. the images are forever burnt into my mind. If there is one movie I think you should absolutely see IT IS THIS. GO. NOW!!!!

3. Donnie Darko.

Again, another movie of epic mind bending proportions. Meet Donnie, your typical teenager. Oh wait, hallucinations of a giant bunny rabbit called Frank?! I'm yet to determine what this movie is actually about, but aside from a time travel theory and random conversations about determining the sex of smurfs (they're apparently asexual) this is a cute movie with a lovely cast and a decent script.

4. Fight Club.

Yes, most of you guys will probably have already seen this. another great story for a good night watch. I don't want to spoil this movie at all for anyone who hasn't seen it. so I'll just say this. "The first rule of Fight club is- You don't talk about about fight club. The second rule DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!."

5. American Beauty

Look Closer. This a very very cool movie and won a thousand academy awards and I can see why. Very Very cool and it makes you wonder what your neighbours lives are really like.. Kevin Spacey is great in this. I would Kiss him for this role. (yes i know he's a dirty old man.) But ugghhh so great, I loved the allusions to Lolita in the film as well :)

6. Hostel

This movie scared me off going to Prague forever. The fact that people can actually go on a holiday to kill people freaked me out even more. Yet I loved it, The underdog wins, and it was very very clever. The fact you don't see any of the killings that those who are in this "club" inflict, yet when the revenge takes place. The blood and gore flies :) It really is a dog eat dog world. Two, although gory wasn't as great, and was almost humorous. I am indefinitely hanging out for hostel 3.

7. Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2.

What can I say, Tarentino for the fucking win. I love one for all the blood and the introduction of the bride and her path of revenge. However, I love two the for the story and the climax. including the most epic fight scene EVER. Plus, its just proof that girls can be dangerously awesome killers as well.

8. The Shining.

Stanley Kubrick. Can I marry you? or rather Jack Nicholson for your ab-fab acting in this movie of evil and terror and more importantly the concept of "the shining" It will probably help if you have read the book. but regardless if your in the mood for poor effects but brill ant acting give this movie a look. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All Work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All Work and no Play makes Jack...

9. Sin City

Full of Great actors and wonderful stories, It is clear to see that this movie was based on a great comic, sorry.. graphic novel. I appreciated this for the very very cool colour effects, partically Alexis Blendel incredibly blue blue eyes, she makes a cute hooker. This teamed with 300 would make any guys night.

10. The Princess Bride

I. Love. This. Movie. Yes, I know its a contrast to my others but awww man. what girl doesn't like a prefect love story. full of sword fights, giant rats, recuses and deadly machines. This makes my heart melt. Wesley and Buttercup are the best couple in the world. and this line always makes my heart "what happens if I never see you again?" "this is true love, do you think it happens every day?" AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. girls, make your boyfriends sit through this film, it is perfect.

formalities and other crap.

Well, here it goes.. my very first blog

suprisingly I'm at a loss for words.
.. I'm not tooo sure if anyone if even reading this but hello to you if you areeee :)

Ok so firstly, lets get the formalities over and done with
I'm Kate
I'm prettty emotional and moody (you really don't to cross me on a bad day, or when i'm upset)

other than that i'd say most of my friends would say I'm im werid.. quirky and say gross things at inapprioate moments, but then again doesn't eveyone?

I am currently reading the freedom writers diary which is pretty cool. if your wondering i would indeed recommend the book rather than the movie.. I mean doesn't everyone.


Heres a few random facts about me.

1. I HATE vegemite sandwhichs but lurrvveee vegemite on toast
2. I have a secret love for blood and gore. I mean seriously show me a snuff film and I'll be your best friend.
3. I have some very discusting habits. No you don't want to know these.
4. second hand bookshops are my calling.
5. I'm an incredilby fussy eater. another reason why my friends think I'm werid.

Thats all for now. after reading this you will have successfully wasted about 5 mintues of your life. you are now that much closer to your death (lovely thought isn't it)

haveee a fab, groovy christmas
x